I invented a dance it is called the velociraptor.

I don�t like it anymore.

It makes me mad how sad it all is.. Like the red balloon popping. Why did you have to go and pop like that Red?

I mean I know that the Yellow balloon left you for the Blue balloon but come on ya don�t have to start acting like him.. All self-destructive and such. You know what else makes me mad.. Old Yeller. That movie tramatized me as a child. I think I stayed inside for like five days.. Little kid logic... it escapes me now. I don�t think I have ever mentioned that I have really bad grammar.

Yesterday was cool. I bombed too two quizzes�.too two quizzes? Tutu quizzes, Oh yes and Orange tutus are totally out this year, and red tutus are the new pink�. But back to bombing the quizzes� it was cool because I didn�t care at all. I mean I forgot about it right away�.. But now I remember it� oh well better luck next time or better prepared next time� which ever comes first. Like the chicken and the egg, Personally I think it was the chicken like divine creation.. And God came down from the sky and said.. �Here chicky chicky� and there was chicken. It was ricockulously cold here yesterday. I had to wear two fleeces a pull-over and a zip-up. Twas embarrassing because the zip-up had kitty ears on it. So all day people were staring at me. A few souls sympathetic to my kitty ear woes commented on the cuteness of the ears. Thanks : )

So I was flipping through my note cards which my tutor had made for me and I noticed that she had spelled overwhelm like this �overwehlm��..oh well, whatever quisquis .

I don�t think I have ever mentioned that I have really bad grammar....(oh wait yes i did in this entry even!) I do you�ve probably noticed by now.

At least I don�t have a phonics problem like my mommy. she says anonymity like an-nimoe-de or ane-nemo-dy. (Nemo means nobody or no one in latin). Back to grammar. I learned what little grammar I know from listening to other people and mimicking them. You know maybe I should be a telemarketer� that way I could keep people on the line until I had made my point at which time they would say what the heck did you say? I would say things like �Sir/ma�am Hasenpfeffer Hello! The sweepstakes have ranned! (said with great enthusiasm) Entry want you now? Delay not you!� [hasenpfeffer means �A highly seasoned stew of marinated rabbit meat� according to the dictionary ("the dictionary" like there is just one... you know that one!)] [did I just use brackets�yes I did twice�that�s a new low... I am ashamed of being the only person who I know who knows that is the correct way to place things when you have to place another unrelated thought within an unrelated thought..i.e. i like to interupt myself (redundant no? or persnaps you prefer redundant-ant....ant...ant) I�m sorry I have let you down guys� I swear I�d didn�t know that was going to happen �honest I didn�t].

Back to the telemarketer thingy. Okay so maybe that, little prediction of what i would be like if i was a telemarketer, is an exaggeration. But I am sure that if I took a vow of silence for like 5 years I would forget English and talk only in mind language. I would say things like �Where am I going?� constantly or �Dang this an ugly baby!� �while holding said �ugly baby��whilst sitting next to said �ugly bab[y�s]� mother. It would be like that movie �What Women Want� only it would be called �What Bucky Wants.� I can see it now� wavy lines appear like in �Clarissa Explains It All� (I loved that show)�����������....................................................

Yeah well� Yeah. My imagination is like a vortex�wait�um. Or maybe like a black hole or a bottomless pit.

Back to yesterday. I would like to post a conversation I had with my friend Nat which occurred yesterday via notes. If that makes any sense�

WARNING: THESE NOTES CONTAINS R-RATED LANGUAGE! ALSO NOTE THESE NOTES DO NOT CONTAIN INSIDE JOKES THEY ARE JUST RICOCKULOUS AND MAY NOT MAKE SENSE TO THE SANE MIND.

NOTE 1:

FROM �BUCKY�

The debate is still raging does �What�s Her Face� (from homestar runner) have potatoes for jimmies? Or is Couch Master Flex gonna have to get rough? Hey, Mickey you know where it�s at! Whatever happened to the days when calling someone a mutant was politically correct? I�ll tell you�.telemarketers. Arm yourself! Yeah get like 5 more arms and run around slapping yourself because you are ON FIRE! ..AHHHHH. Jimmies. Mike and Ike�s with tomato flavored Jimmies. And sandbags to keep back the Bastard Crap masters of Iceland (1) that are trying to take away Canadians. Damn Canadians of Canadia�and their Bacon�(2)

NOTE 2:

FROM �NAT�

TO �BUCKY�

So is this causing your upset? (3)

NOTE 3:

FROM �BUCKY�

TO �NAT�

NO its because I went their and they tried to poke me with pins and needles while I was skating on puppies.(4)

NOTE 4:

FROM �NAT�

TO �BUCKY�

(5)

NOTE 5:

FROM �BUCKY�

TO �NAT�

No and the cats got all jealous and stuff right? When the King crab got all puffy I had no options and it rained turtles for like five minutes .(6) No Options I tell you Gemocracy is that?(7) Photocopy(8).

NOTE 6:

FROM �NAT�

TO �BUCKY�

It�s funny. All the cats and dolphins keep swimming away, but unfortunately I can�t catch one of them + throw them out the window.(9)

NOTE 7:

FROM �BUCKY�

TO �NAT�

What are you? A Gemocrat? (10) Get your dang monkey bricks out of my shoe! They keep pissing on me!

NOTE 8:

FROM �NAT�

TO �BUCKY�

That dang monkey brick is my friend. So let her be and let her eat at your shoe!

NOTE 9:

FROM �BUCKY�

TO �NAT�

Stop Hissing and farting uncontrollably. God Ma�am box of chocolates. If you like living in a box.

NOTE 10:

FROM �NAT�

TO �BUCKY�

Hey man farting is natural! And plus you know you like the smell. I�ll save it in a jar and give it to you!

NOTE 11:

FROM �BUCKY�

TO �NAT�

No cuz�then..cuz ..I would get Natington�s Disease die-zzzs . Bag o� Fleas

Mikey you got no class.

NOTE 12:

FROM �NAT�

TO �BUCKY�

Okay let�s get serious here�

Where are the blue tires at?

NOTE 13:

FROM �BUCKY�

TO �NAT�

Mexico I told you DANG.

Rockin� the Japanese with a sam-witch.

Chunky gorilla pants. Poop. Giddy-up

Port-hole master.

NOTE 14:

FROM �NAT�

TO �BUCKY�

- Giddy-up? You want me to giddy-up? What are these words you speak of?

Shlippy lappy tappy�exactly�you heard! Now

what?

NOTE 15:

FROM �BUCKY�

TO �NAT�

Now I go gently into the dark dark night�Oh crap it�s dark I�m afraid of the dark!

END OF NOTE SEQUENCE!! GRRAARR!

Yeah that�s the sum of it. Questions? Answers?

Footnotes? YES PLEASE!

1 In no way is this comment intended to be offensive to Icelandic people

2 In no way is this comment intended to be offensive to Canadians

3 Nat knows proper grammar but decided not to used it.

4 There is Canada. The fact that I wrote the incorrect form of �there� (for the context of said footnoted sentence) is unknown to me. I was not actually skating on puppies� they were baby rabbits.

5 Note 4 has been stricken from the record to maintain ane-nemo-de.. Actually it was removed because it did not pertain to the subject at hand.

6 frivolous approximation. Which is why it required a footnote.

7 I think I really meant to say �WHAT kind of Gemocracy.is that?� �NAT� underlined Gemocracy. If that means anything to ya�eh what it to you kid?!? See!

8 Made ya look! Hehe oh you don�t find that funny eh? Sorry� I�m ashamed of myself�

9 No dolphins or cats were harmed during the making of this note�but afterwards�