I invented a dance it is called the velociraptor.

I have another lesbian survey that gets more personal..
Click here to take it

So I noticed a shit load of people tracking internet dirt through my journal but not leaving me any comments or notes...so hey if your gonna click/sneeze and wipe your dirty internet germs all over my lapel the least you could do is leave me a friggin note or comment... I don't like ghost traffic. Its not polite

PART 2

Just a few notes on the surveys and such. The surveys I made are only for girls who like girls in a sexual way (bi-girls are okay too)... not straight girls who like girls as friends... no that wouldn't make sense... Why would I call it a "LESBIAN CENSUS" If I meant "straight girls who don't hate other girls census".... sorry its just kinda irritating because I have to sort through all the answers so I can post the results and I have to throw out like 4 surveys because they were done by straight girls... no offense seriously...but did i not make it clear enough? Okay now that I have filled (over-filled) my bitch quota for the day I can move on to not so bitchy things...

Some people have asked me what does the census have to do with being gay... probably because I only mention being a lesbian at the top where the description of the survey is. The survey is really more of a census. And I'm guessing we all know what a census is... if not well it is "An official, usually periodic enumeration of a population, often including the collection of related demographic information." Except mine isn't official... nor is it periodic... whatever... you get the point...

DON'T READ THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH IF YOU ARE EASILY GROSSED OUT....I'M SERIOUS!

So I am at home right now and I feel like a leper... well not really in the body parts falling off sense... more just the people avoiding physical contact with me because i am sick sense.... my nose is running away with my friggin lungs to join.... my soul?....my soul!...enough of that... today I was bleeding uncontrollably from my nose... I get nose bleeds a lot from my medications but this was extreme...and hilarious... kinda sick but also hilarious... because i felt like the girl from the exorcist when she was power puking...except...i was power bleeding...it just wouldn't stop... honestly i thought i was going to die....I just realized how gross this whole paragraph has been maybe i should label it....

Well I get to go back to school tomorrow... fun..not..fun...at...all...
oh well. I will write more later... I have to pack the car.

oh oh oh wait! Okay so me and one of my best friends Molly have been really upset about our friend Jessica. Jess does a lot of drugs and she has stopped calling us because we don't do drugs. And we got in a fight because there just isn't much of Jess still in Jess.. you know what I mean? Its like she is there but she totally isn't. So Molly and I were joking around about how we should do a love spell to make Jess love us... just a joke I know that is messing with free will and such...So we were looking around on the internet and we found this web site... it has the perfect...hahaha....music... click here for a laugh imagine me and my friend clicking on this link and hearing that music and me turning to Molly and saying "Jessica...you will love us" okay maybe it was funnier to me and Molly but whatever... more later.

so this is the more later part... someone has informed me that keeping various herbs, roots and flowers in amber colored jars is weird...

what?

since when?.....no one told me.... okay enough playing dumb... Yeah so I have a few dozen bottles of random herbs, roots and flowers.. what's it to you? HUH???? HUH??? okay seriously... I like to make tea... special kinds that I make up that usually taste like really nasty infusion teas that you can get in over priced cafes downtown... nice run-on eh? yeah.. she's all mine... um what the hell am I talking about?

Well, if there was any confusion as to whether or not i am a health nut... I'm not.. i eat cheetos... nuff said.